Tinfoil Chef

So I’ve had a chance to regroup after the last try… it’s time to try once again to quit smoking. I’m gonna beat those things!

I’m asked about my secret for growing an awesome beard.

When not asleep today I’ve been planning something. Can you guess which show I’m bringing back soon?

Recently I tried once again to quit smoking. Here’s how that went.

Once again the rumormongers are hard at work spreading rumors about Bob, making all sorts of fantastic and unrealistic claims about things that he is allegedly doing.

The thing is, I know for a fact that NONE of those rumors are true. In fact, if they knew what I know then these rumors would become quite uncommon.

One recent example is a claim that Bob has taken up smoking (this basic rumor has cropped up a few times with the details a bit different every time.). This time they’re insisting that he’s skipped cigarettes completely and gone straight for Cuban cigars. It goes on to claim that Bob has become so hooked that he’s bought no less than fifty humidors of various descriptions and stocked all of them with selections of what he considers to be the very best cigars.

First up, Bob not only doesn’t smoke, He’s allergic to it. Smoking would kill him far faster than it does most people.

Second up, as I’ve hinted above, I know for a fact that this rumor is not true. However I’ll not be revealing just how I know this just yet.