Tinfoil Chef

Ok, so yoga guy next door is annoying in the extreme. Now however he’s taking his ability to annoy to a new level.

You see, he showed up at the Nutjob Hills school board meeting last week and proposed that they should institute mandatory school uniforms. At first he had all of the usual arguments for such things but then he got to listing his idea of the ideal uniform. He listed normal type things until he said “and they will all need to go to everythingyoga.com for yoga pants.”

As you can imagine there was a few moments of stunned silence followed by something of an uproar. This is a small town and while there are some who practice yoga, none of them are as “insistent” or outright fanatical about it as this guy is. One father got right up in the guy’s face and told him that there was no way his little girl was even leaving the house in yoga pants, never mind wearing them to school and if he thought different then they could step outside and settle things the old fashioned way.

In one hilarious moment that I’ll never forget, yoga guy gulped and stood there speechless.

Ok, I guess you had to be there but trust me, it was funny.

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