Tinfoil Chef

The one thing that I can say for certain about the rumormongers responsible for the multitude of “Bob rumors” is that they never ever learn. No matter how ridiculous or absoulutely impossile one of their rumors is, no matter how many times their rumors get totally and completely debunked and proven impossible, they continue to churn them out.

There was one recently that claimed Bob was working in a small town garage in New Jersey selling and installing trailer hitches for trucks. Now anybody that knows anything about Bob will immediately see the problem with this. Bob couldn’t even *lift* a trailer hitch, let alone install one!

Yet in spite of this I have since heard of several more rumors very much like this one. All of which make phyically impossible claims about things that Bob is lifting and carrying on a regular full time basis.

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